Lost in Love by Charlotte Roth
Author:Charlotte Roth [Roth, Charlotte]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Published: 2018-10-31T16:00:00+00:00
CHAPTER 12
Sandwiches and sentences
In contrast to alcoholic pink drinks, funny chocolate cake doesnât give you the same kind of hangover. Yes, I was tired and totally jetlagged (which kinda resembles a hangover), but my head wasnât pounding as badly as the day I had said goodbye to Maddie at the airport. I couldnât wait to tell Maddie what Mrs. Rockefeller and I had been up to but, then again, if she had seen the Facebook post of me and a giggling Mrs. Rockefellerâand a few missing yellow curlersâsitting next to a totally Rastafari Bob Marley look-alike in front on the web cafe, she had probably already put two and two together. Or maybe that particular math equation would be too hard to solve; Eleanor Jensen and pot cake didnât even belong in the same sentence.
I donât know if it was the pot and a night of giggling, or âletting loose,â as Mrs. Rockefeller had called itâor the mentioning of her granddaughterâs middle name, but Mrs. Rockefeller was as smooth as silk when she had stepped out of the elevator the next morning.
âGood morning, people,â she chirped loud and clear, making everyone within thirty feet turn their heads. âYou ready?â She looked at our backpacks, stacked up against Alfredâs and Avaâs stroller, and smiled. âHey, Ava,â she whispered, her eyes darting to Alfred, who had already succumbed to his mid-morning nap. âAnd yes, I see you are ready. Iâm just waiting for Pete.â
âPete?â Mom looked at me for help but before I had time to even take a guess, Mrs. Rockefeller clarified: âThe tall bell boy.â She motioned toward one of the elevators and, as if on cue, the left elevator dinged and Dad and a clearly upset bell boy almost stumbled out, dragging Mrs. Rockefellerâs humongous suitcases behind him.
âIt broke. The hinge broke on one of the Stonehenge suitcases, and Pete here, poor dude, fell on top of it. I think heâll be pretty bruised.â Dad wrapped his arm around Pete and patted him on the shoulder, which made poor Pete wince.
âVoor de hel,â he cried out, which probably was some Dutch kind of profanity. âI meant to say, that was the shoulder.â
âOh.â Quickly Dad removed his hand from the poor manâs shoulder and looked down at his feet. âSorry, dude. You okay?â
Pete nodded, then kicked lightly at the big suitcase. âIâm afraid this is not.â He looked over at Mrs. Rockefeller. âYou might need to, um, herpakken.â
âHair parkin?â Mrs. Rockefeller looked at Dad for help.
âRe-pack. Lose one of the suitcases.â Dad offered her a small smile.
âOne of my suitcases?â She placed both hands on top of her bosom, then looked over at Mom. âBut but how, I mean, I canât. Iâm not like you, travelling all light, like a romantic teenager. I need my stuff.â She looked over at the pile of suitcases and a small yelp escaped her mouth.
âYouâll be fine. Youâll be just fine.â Mom placed a hand on Mrs. Rockefellerâs shoulder and nodded. âThink of it not as getting rid of something but like gaining something.
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